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Who: The Moles
When: 3AM Saturday
What: Possibly Last Meeting?

[try to keep this no-homo guys (haha who are we kidding)]

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I'm just saying it so you'll compliment me back. Still waiting on that, by the way. You can start with 'manly stud' and work your way up from there.

[a shrug] Nah, playing a loop on the cameras of you sleeping isn't that hard. I probably could have been able to do it back home...if I was the type of person who'd try to illegally bypass security cameras for sketchy reasons, I mean. Which, y'know, I'm totally not. [WHAT A LIE...] Anyway, what would have been really risky would be me not being able to talk to anyone for nine weeks straight, I would have probably wound up literally exploding under all the strain.

I think any good compliments I could give are outweighed in the end by what I could say about that hair gel I had to wear a couple of weeks ago. [stiles.]

"Totally not", because that's not what you're doing now or anything. [but who cares if it's illegal when the producers are involved. actual murder is probably illegal too but that sure doesn't stop them!!] You know, thinking of it like that, it's almost like I've done everyone a favor. I've created a buffer between them and the Stiles that could have been.

It was only for like a couple of hours and it made you look great, don't be such a baby. You should just count yourself lucky that they dragged me into this game after I started growing my hair out and you weren't forced to get a buzzcut. [AS HILARIOUS AS IT WOULD HAVE BEEN...missed opportunities Stiles]

No, I'm doing it for justice, not for sketchy reasons. And you should totally run with that as what everyone should be most grateful to you for once they find out what we've been doing. Saint Kaoru, Savior of Us All from being splattered with bits of my brain after I exploded on them or having gas masks thrown at them during the entire trial.

I've already had one life-changing haircut, thank you. [HE'S SO LUCKY... HE DODGED A BULLET, HE DODGED SUCH A BULLET.]

Mm, well, I can't argue with that. [3am no-homo hugs are justice, it's true.] And I will. I should be considered a saint just for having to put up with them, honestly, but saving them from being pelted with your impotent rage.

[this is how much he likes you stiles, he won't even get mad about an explosion joke after dealing with his exploded sister.]

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