Psh. Whatever, I was totally fine, I'm super manly, come on. [definitely not tearing up behind the gas mask or anything!!]

[tragic sigh] Well I guess if you two are staying, I can't leave either while you're still bringing halfway decent food to me. And we'll make Susan do it. She's a schoolteacher, I bet she'll love it. She totally owes us forever for not having to be here and deal with these players anyway.