Why can't someone just mass murder everyone else already and get it over with? Surely that'll be the dramatic end they've been hoping for! Wouldn't some kind of twist like that get more ratings?

[Yup, definitely stir-crazy. How everyone else has been able to stand it so long he'll never know. With a quiet groan he holds his head in his hands]

I want to but there's nowhere to go. I want to walk outside...