I couldn't even admit to the existence of our group without fucking things up for all three of us. How the hell was I supposed to be able to tell you we could retire?

[No, Feferi is just a sweetheart and wanted to help!]

And what was I supposed to say about trivia? "Ah, yeah, I passed and I picked the map but I'm not sharing it??" Yeah, that would've gone over well. Not even remotely suspicious.